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Posted by: uRB4N Original: 2/6/2008 9:12 PM Views: 117 Comments: 6 eProps: 10 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

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Americans and their horrible sense of direction and geography was always something of a myth for me. That is, until today. While I was waiting to pick up my baked ziti at an Italian restaurant, I overheard two nutsacks gabbing about a picture of Italy on the wall.

Nutsack #1: "What's that island next to Italy?"

Nutsack #2: "Sicily, it says."

Nutsack #1: "What's to the left of Italy?"

Nutsack #2: "Cooooooooooor-sika."

Nutsack #1: "No, not the island. To the left. What country is to the left of Italy?"

Nutsack #2: *ponders for a minute* "Russia, I think. Yea, it's Russia."

Nutsack #1: "Oh, cool. Didn't know that."

I always thought these stories were an urban legend. Now I know better. It's not that every other country is smarter than us but rather we're so goddamn stupid.

Posted 2/6/2008 9:12 PM - 117 Views - 10 eProps - 6 comments

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i think that's a question for miss south carolina to answer!

Posted 2/6/2008 10:24 PM by girl_smileyy - reply

I can name every country in Europe if given a blank map. & the capitals as well. lol =D
It's not all Americans, but yes it is the majority.

Posted 2/10/2008 7:40 PM by BeautifulB_227

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Macy's , its a jospeh abboud tie

Posted 2/17/2008 12:30 AM by Man_of_no_style - reply

I am actually completely, 100% dumb when it comes to geography. I blame it on my shitty inner-city, ghetto, public school primary education. I'm glad I can read after going to such a school where the teachers could not teach because we locked them in closets, spat on them, and there was constant disruption. Thinking back, we should have just arrested the disrupters because they ended up in jail anyway (wow, that was so harsh and republican of me).

Posted 2/24/2008 4:41 PM by kamilotte

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Thought of you when I read this.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/

Posted 3/4/2008 2:33 PM by kamilotte

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Hey urb4n's, How are you doing today. I can't believe that spring is nearly upon us already. I ready your Post Where in the world.... Say hello sometime and it would be great if you could drop by my site!

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Check me out sometime and Say Hi!

=) Sarah

Posted 3/5/2008 5:09 AM by sarrahtagburt - reply

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